Saturday, March 10, 2012

Ladies Prayer from Joke de Jour

"Ladies Prayer"
Now I lay me 
Down to sleep. 
I pray the Lord 
My shape to keep. 
Please no wrinkles 
Please no bags 
And please lift my butt 
Before it sags. 
Please no age spots 
Please no gray 
And as for my belly, 
Please take it away.

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