Ladies Prayer from Joke de Jour

"Ladies Prayer"
Now I lay me 
Down to sleep. 
I pray the Lord 
My shape to keep. 
Please no wrinkles 
Please no bags 
And please lift my butt 
Before it sags. 
Please no age spots 
Please no gray 
And as for my belly, 
Please take it away.

Just For Fun

By: Life is too short NOT to laugh

Joke of the Day

A Sunday school teacher asked her class, "What 
was Jesus' mother's name?"

One child answered, "Mary."

The teacher then asked, "Who knows what Jesus' 
father's name was?"

A little kid said, "The Verge."

Confused, the teacher asked, "Where did you get 
that?"

The kid said, "Well, you know they are always talking 
about The Verge 'n' Mary."

Quote of the day

"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members 
of a weird religious cult." 
--Rita Rudner (Laugh Out Loud)

Christmas Lights

I saw this in the DEC 2011 issue of Boiling Springs Today booklet.
I like it and think it is pretty dog gone accurate!  What do you think!

I love CHRISTMAS LIGHTS!
They remind me of politicians.
They all hang together, half of the suckers don't work,
and the ones that do aren't that bright.

Fresh Egg Tip

Quick Tip

To tell if an egg is fresh, place it in a bowl of water. If it sinks and lies on its side, it’s good. If it sinks and stands large-end up, use it quickly—it’s about to go bad. If it floats, toss it.

tip from allyou.com

 

Land O'Lakes Little Joys Holiday Recipes:Free download!

Click on the Title in this post to download your free holiday recipe book today!

Sweet Things

How many pet names and loving phrases for women are based on food?
Why do you think this is?

• Honey                 Sweetie
• Honey bun          Sweetie pie
• Cream Puff         Cutie pie
• Cheesecake         Cookie
• Muffin                 Sweet Cookie
• Dumpling            Cupcake
• Pumpkin              Baby cakes
• Sugar                   Sugar buns
• Chick                   Peach
• Piece of cake        Honey Pot
• Hot tomato           Hot tamale
• Tart                      Dish
• Sweet enough to eat!

River dance Wannabees-I'm Still Laughing

Ok ya'll, if you want to start or end your day with a laugh,
you've got to click the link below to the funniest video you've
probably seen in awhile!  It was shared with me by a friend
and I want to share it with you!

click here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75RguA3ryUk

Under the Harvest Moon by Carl Sandburg

Under the harvest moon,
When the soft silver
Drips shimmering
Over the garden nights,
Death, the gray mocker,
Comes and whispers to you
As a beautiful friend
Who remembers.

Under the summer roses
When the flagrant crimson
Lurks in the dusk
Of the wild red leaves,
Love, with little hands,
Comes and touches you
With a thousand memories,
And asks you
Beautiful, unanswerable questions

A Beautiful Full Moon on 6/16/2011
Photo: by Freida

Priceless

I don't care who you are or what your political persuasion,

this is funnneeee!!!

Obama Is the shepherd I did not want.

He leadeth me

Beside the still factories.

He restoreth my faith in the Republican party.

He guideth me in the path of unemployment

For his party's sake.

Yea, Though I walk through the valley of the bread line,

I shall fear no hunger, for his bailouts are with me.

He has Anointed my income with taxes,

My expenses runneth over.

Surely, poverty and hard living will follow me all the days of my life,

And I will live in a mortgaged home forever.

I'm glad I am American,

I am glad that I am free,

But I wish I was a dog,

And Obama was a tree!

The case of the missing Lipstick!

No, I have not
Seen your lipstick!

Why would you
Even ask me that?

I'm insulted!

Every time
Something goes missing around here,

Everybody looks 
At 
Me!

Free Event @ Inman Library Thurs. Feb 24 @ 6pm

Inman Library is offering adults an evening of fun on Thursday night at 6pm.
It is Wi Bowling with snacks provided. Adults only please!

EW Conference in Greenville, SC needs Volunteers!

This would be a wonderful opportunity and lots of fun if
you like volunteering.

I have attended this conference and it is awsome.
Click on link and read about it.

                                 The Pineapple Legend

Walking around Charleston, SC, you will see carved
pineapples at the entrances to some homes.  Since
the colonial days the Pineapple has been a symbol of
hospitality.

Legend has it that Sea Captains sailing the Carribean
came home with exotic fruits.  A captain would spear
a pineapple on his fence post to let friends know
he was home safely and to please visit.  He would
then serve food & drink and regale visitors with
tales of the high seas.

A Sweet Way to Say "Thanks for Coming"

If you're planning a breakfast or brunch for just "the girls" use this tip!

Look for vintage aprons when you're shopping at a flea market, goodwill, or yard sales.  You
can get them for a song.  Collect a few to hang around the back of each chair surrounding the
brunch table at your next brunch.  A cute idea, yes?  I think so!

Answer to previous post (A Thinking Thing)

Answer:  Each word contains three consecutive letters
in alphabetical order.

Deft, First, Calmness, Canopy, Laughing, Stupid

(I didn't get this right, did u?)

A Thinking thing (mental exercise)

What do the following words have in common?

*answer will be posted tomorrow* good luck!

deft, first, calmnesss
canopy, laughing, stupid

answer will be posted tomorrow

If you love recipes and crafts, check out the new blog I'm following.
It's called Gooseberry Patch.  Just look for "blogs I read" on the right
side of this blog and click on the link.

These are a few of the gingerbread houses built by Chapman High
Students: