Joke of the Day

A Sunday school teacher asked her class, "What 
was Jesus' mother's name?"

One child answered, "Mary."

The teacher then asked, "Who knows what Jesus' 
father's name was?"

A little kid said, "The Verge."

Confused, the teacher asked, "Where did you get 
that?"

The kid said, "Well, you know they are always talking 
about The Verge 'n' Mary."